Saving Throws (Let it snow- Dungeons and Dragons Parody)

Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the Wyrms inside are spitful.

And since the frost is going to blow, saving throw, Saving throw Saving throw!

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Man, the mobs dont show signs of stopping. And i brought me some health potions for healing. And that was a arrow~ saving throw, saving throw, saving throw.

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When our characters finally meet their demise, Its time to revise~ 

But our cleric pulls them back with Resurrection and its time to put our plan into action.

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The campaign draws close to a finale. Our characters run was fun and how i’ll miss all the adventure. But we’ve still got a ways to go- OH GOD Saving Throw Saving Throw SAVING THROW!!!!

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Well its time to end this, as the boss is ahead. Its time to bring our story to its close. But we still need to fight to survive, so saving throw saving throw saving throw.

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The story is over, Our adventure’s met its end. Oh how much fun this campaign has been. I’ll miss you my character and your friends. All your merry moments even the ragiest kind. From wading through all the amount of bull shit. To all hits and all the misses. Enjoyed playing along, I guess no more saving throw, saving throw, saving throws….- [Normal voice intrupts: Unless theres another season or few~]

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